darklittlefaun:

selinakyle-wayne:

this cat is chubby halloween

THIS CAT HAS THE EYES OF SAURON

KIITTY TONGE KITTY TONEUG KTTY TONGUE

THIS KITTY IS SAURON.

"YOU FOOLTH"

I reblog this cat every year around Halloween time. I am ready.

(Source: geniuscat)

mamarenren:

the best moment in tv history

(Source: yggdrasilly)

Anonymous asked:
i bet your butthole tastes like baby swiss cheez-its

imaginmation:

(◡‿◡✿)

I genuinely think that this is the best ask I’ve ever seen

pinkcatsy:

theslendeyman:

broken-bones-and-golden-thrones:

dildosoup:

Someone please explain this

No one explain it

Took me a second

HOW THE 3 DOLPHIN ARE YOU??

HOW THE FLIPPER TRIO ARE YOU???

HOW THE 3 FIN ARE YOU??

HOW THE SHARK 3 ARE YOU??

I’M NOT GETTING IT AND IT’S AGGRAVATING ME

(Source: spicy-vagina-tacos)

❤ - tumblr user i would date
❣ - an unpopular opinion I have
★ - my personal blog url
❧ - other websites i’m on
✗ - skype
♣ - my nickname
¤ - my real name
♞ - my age
✾ - tv series i love
◎ - relationship status
◆ - my opinion of you
❂ - post a picture of myself

(Source: blog-for-rpers)

Fuck I just bought Destiny why. There’s literally no reason for me to buy it. It’s just gonna sit there now. God dammit I need to stop spending money 

Confess something you’ve thought about me on anon, and all I can do is post it

(Source: drabbles-and-ideas)

thatnigga-ian:

calmtempest:

startrekmademequeer:

lifeofabiologymajor:

artofseductionlxix:

mentalalchemy:

 

hoodjab:

A Greek doctor has photographed an extremely rare moment during a birth, showing a baby still encased inside the amniotic sac after it has been removed from the mother’s body.

Because the sac had not been punctured, Dr Tsigris said the baby did not even realise it had been born and behaved as if it was still inside the mother’s womb.

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The doctor said there was no risk to the baby as it was still feeding off the placenta and would begin to breathe as soon as the sac was broken.

[Source]

wow

this is really cool

just five more minutes, mom

procrastination taken to the next level

Procrastinating from the womb